Archive for the ‘Opinions’ Category

Met Office cools summer forecast

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Shite weather

Story link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8173533.stm

So apparently the long hot summer we were forecast months ago turned out to be a lot of pish, shocker. Here’s my prediction, an early Autumn followed by snow by the end of October, a long long cold horrible 6 months of winter – get to the bookies, its odds on for a white Christmas.

Who needs the Met Office when I can spout as much shite as they do?

Arseholes.

Eclipses

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Love this shit. Makes you appreciate this planet a bit more…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8161578.stm

The Art to ‘Tweet’

Monday, July 13th, 2009

I’ve been a member on Twitter for quite some time but it wasn’t until recently that I really started to use and get into it; I’ll admit it took me ages to get into Facebook and in all honesty I’m still not that big fan of that.

Twitter on the other hand is quite frankly, tremendous. Its simplicity is it’s beauty, posting small tweets in fact has almost made me realise that posting bigger blogs is almost redundant, well to me anyway, as there’ll always be a need to post lots of information on whatever. Since I started to ‘tweet’ regularly I’ve hardly made any blog posts other than to update people on my Twitter username and now I’m blogging about it too.

It is without a doubt my favourite Web application.

Scientists are dicks…

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

…and here’s why.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8093005.stm

Scientists should be renamed to ‘Professional Guessers and wasters of funds’ – honestly, in that very article they admit that only 20 years ago they thought orbits were predictable to now predicting that in billions of years our solar system is going to have a field day game of marbles. Fuck off. 2500 simulations, simulations meaning how many times these pricks sat there with a hard on waiting for the results of a computer system THEY engineered to predict the future, and only a handful showed that Earth may collide with Venus and or Mars in billions of years time, file away under waste of time. Have they got nothing better to do?

What use to anything going on right now does this have? Global warming, recessions, global economic crisis’, pandemic swine flu but hawd the bus, our planet is going to be destroyed by a huge collision in BILLIONS of years, news flash, we won’t be here when it happens.

Cunts.

The UEFA Champions League

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Its the highest level of football anyone can or will ever achieve, the UEFA Champions League, but I have a problem with it.

There are 3 English teams out of 4 in the semi finals. This isn’t a simple Scottish minded ‘Ah pure hate the English’ point of view, its simply an opinion on the way that UEFA runs the competition. The clubs that are in the semi-finals all deserve to be there, they’ve worked their way through the group stages and the previous knock out rounds to get to where they are, so there is no argument there, but I feel the way that UEFA keeps teams from a similar country separated until the knock out stages has to change.

With only 8 groups in the Champions League, there are countries that have up to 4 teams included in the competition, England included, so if you happen to be a club from another country you have a 50% chance of landing in a group with an English club because none of the English clubs can be drawn against each other at this stage – but why?! What difference does it really make if a Pot 1 English club is drawn in the same group as a Pot 2 English club? The answer is, probably none, both the English clubs will still probably get to the knock out stages unless they happen to have a strong Pot 3 or 4 team in their group.

This season there is a strong possibility of last season’s all English final repeated *yawn* and we’ve already had Liverpool vs Chelsea in the knock out stages for the umpteenth time in so many years *yawn* (although this season’s tie was a damn sight better than the previous meetings) and we’ve also obviously got Arsenal vs Man Utd too. I don’t want to tune in and watch ‘European’ football when its just like watching Sky Sports any other given weekend, I already hate the way that UEFA deliberately keep the ‘big’ teams from playing each other in the group stages via the ‘Pot’ system and now on top of that they exclude teams from the same country playing each other.

Someone at UEFA has to say fuck it, lets take all 32 teams taking part, throw them all into the same Pot, pull 4 out at a time and make a proper competition of it all, put a bit of romance back into the Champions League. It has become all too predictable in the past few years with who is going to get to the knock out phases and further. Imagine a year where 4 ‘Pot 1′ teams are drawn in the knock out stages, that’d throw up for some tremendous games of football, or even a year when 4 ‘Pot 4′ teams are drawn together, you would have 2 less fancied teams getting to progress in a way they would not have thought possible under current rules.

Get the seeding systems to fuck. Get the country exclusions to fuck. 32 teams, all in. Winner takes all. Thats how it should be, UEFA should stop protecting the bigger clubs and more to the point, their bank balance.